Hoodlums Leave Graffiti Around Wakonda

A suspicious Fordzilla van with two equally suspicious caucasian males were seen in the Wakonda area on Wednesday night. Immediately after the van left town, locals reported seeing strange graffitti painted on the streets/roads in and around town; mostly multicolored arrows. Most disturbing is that these hoodlums seem to know me as they wrote my name on the street in front of my house!